The Loony Bin
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Tue, 26 Jun 2001 23:10:01 +0100
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Hiya Folks...
Insurance companies often boast of the speed at which they settle, but
how fast are they really...???
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
HOW FAST IS YOUR INSURANCE PAID?
Three Insurance salesman were sitting in a restaurant boasting about
each companies' service.
The first one said, "When one of our insured died suddenly on Monday, we
got the news that evening and were able to process the claim for the
wife and had mailed a check on Wednesday evening".
The second one said, "When one of our insured died without warning on
Monday, we learned of it in 2 hours and were able to hand-deliver a
check the same evening".
The last salesman said, "That's nothing. Our office is on the 20th floor
of the World Trade Center, Tower 1. One of our insured who was washing a
window on the 85th floor, slipped and fell. We handed him his check as
passed our floor".
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