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Tue, 17 Jul 2001 23:07:17 +0100
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Hiya People...
Today we catch up with some candidates who want to participate in a NASA
space experiment...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
The NASA Experiment
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There were three volunteers that were trying out for a new NASA
experiment on sending people to different planets.
They called in the first volunteer and asked her a question. "If you
could go to any planet, what planet would you want to go to and why?"
After pondering the question she answered, "I would like to go to Mars
because it seems so interesting with all the recent news about possible
extra terrestrial life on the planet."
They said, "Well okay, thank you." And told her that they would get
back to her."
The next volunteer entered the room and the NASA people asked him the
same question. In reply he said, "I would like to go to Saturn to see
all of its rings."
They also said, "thank you", and that they would get back to him.
The third volunteer, Putty Duh, entered the room and they asked him the
same question that they had asked the other two volunteers. "What planet
would you like to go to?"
He thought for a while and replied, "I would like to go to the sun."
The people from NASA chuckled, "Why? Don't you know that if you went to
the sun you would burn to death?"
Putty Duh smirked and crossed his arms confidently across his chest.
"Are you guys dumb? I'd go at night of course!"
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