Definitions...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 14 Aug 01 03:13:40 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Here are some more additions to the Loony Dictionary of Definitions...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Arbitrator \ar'-bi-tray-ter\:
   A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

Avoidable \uh-voy'-duh-buhl\:
   What a bullfighter tries to do.

Baloney \buh-lo'-nee\:
   Where some hemlines fall.

Bernadette \burn'-a-det\:
   The act of torching a mortgage.

Burglarize \bur'-gler-ize\:
   What a crook sees with.

Counterfeiters \kown-ter-fit-ers\:
   Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.

Eclipse \e-klips'\:
   What an English barber does for a living.

Eyedropper \i'-drop-ur\:
   A clumsy ophthalmologist.

Heroes \hee'-rhos\:
   What a guy in a boat does.

Left Bank \left' bangk'\:
   What the robber did when his bag was full of loot.

Misty \mis'-tee\:
   How golfers create divots.

Paradox \par'-uh-doks\:
   Two physicians.

Parasites \par'-uh-sites\:
   What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Pharmacist \farm'-uh-sist\:
   A helper on the farm.

Polarize \po'-lur-ize\:
   What penguins see with.


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