The Test...

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Fri, 17 Aug 01 00:54:50 -2300


Hiya All...

Here a lad's parents try to work out what his ambitions are...

Wishes & Dreams...

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THE TEST

An older couple had a son, who was still living at home. The parents
were a little worried, as the son was still unable to decide about his
future career. 

They decided to do a small test. They took a ten-dollar bill, a bible,
and a bottle of whiskey, and put them on the front hall table, and hid,
pretending they were not home.

The father's plan was: "If our son takes the money, he will be a 
businessman, if he takes the bible, he will be a priest - but if he
takes the bottle of whiskey, I'm afraid our son will be a drunkard."

So, the parents waited nervously, hiding in the nearby closet. Peeping 
through the keyhole they saw their son arrive. 

The son saw the note they had left. Then, he took the 10-dollar bill,
looked at it against the light, and slid it in his pocket. After that,
he took the bible, flicked through it, and took it. Then, he grabbed the
bottle, opened it and took a whiff, to get assured of the quality. Then
he left for his room, carrying all three items.

The father slapped his forehead, and said: "Damn! Our son is going to be
a Senator someday!"


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