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Mon, 10 Sep 01 02:02:22 +0100
Hiya All...
Today we take a trip to hell and see what's going on down there...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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Final Judgement
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A curious fellow died one day and found himself waiting in the long line
of judgement. As he stood there he noticed that some souls were allowed
to march right through the pearly gates into heaven. Others, though,
were led over to Satan who threw them into the burning pit. But every so
often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss a
soul off to one side into a small pile.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got
the best of him. So he strolled over and asked Satan what he was doing.
"Excuse me, Prince of Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for
judgement, but I couldn't help wondering, why are you tossing those
people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the
others?"
"Ah, those..." Satan said with a groan. "They're all from Seattle,
they're too wet to burn."
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