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Wed, 17 Oct 01 06:28:34 +0100
Hiya Folks...
This time around we meet an atheist who is about to have a revelation...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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I Believe
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There was this atheist swimming in the ocean.
All of sudden he sees this shark in the water, so he starts swimming
towards his boat. As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head
towards him. His boat is a way off and he starts swimming like crazy.
He's scared to death, and he turns to see the jaws of the great white
beast open revealing its teeth in horrific splendor.
The atheist then screams, "Oh God! Save me!"
In an instant, time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above.
The man is motionless in the water when he hears the voice of God say,
"You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in
me?"
The atheist, with confusion and knowing he can't lie, replies, "Well,
that's true, I don't believe in you, but how about the shark? Can you
make the shark believe in you?"
The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the
heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.
As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to
close down on him, when all of a sudden the shark stops and pulls back.
Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes
and bows its head and says...
"Thank you Lord for this food which I am about to receive..."
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