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Fri, 16 Nov 01 05:58:02 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
In today's tale, we meet a lad trying to discover just what is so
terrible about the yellow flower...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Yellow Flower
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A little boy is walking to school one day and hears some kids talking
about the yellow flower. He decides he wants to find out what it is.
He gets to school and says to his teacher, "I was on my way to school
and I heard some kids talking about the yellow flower. What is it?"
His teacher says, "I will not tolerate that kind of talk in my
classroom! Go to the Principal's office!"
The little boy goes up to the Principal's office, and the Principal asks
him, "What are you doing up here, son?"
The little boy replies, "I was on my way to school and I heard some kids
talking about the yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was and she
sent me up here. What is it?"
The Principal says, "I will not have that kind of talk in my school! You
are expelled from this school and every other school in the state! Get
out!"
So the little boy goes home.
His mother asks, "What are you doing home so early?"
"I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the
yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was, and she sent me to the
Principal's office, and the Principal expelled me from every school in
the state. What is the yellow flower?"
His mother says, "Go up to your room! You're going to bed without
dinner. I'll send your father up to talk to you when he gets home."
So the little boy goes up to his room, and about 5:00 his dad got home
from work. He went up to the boy's room and said, "Your mom tells me
you've been a bad boy. What did you do?"
"Well, I was on my way to school and I heard some kids talking about the
yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was, and she sent me to the
principal's office, the Principal expelled me from every school in the
state, and mom sent me to bed without dinner. What's the yellow flower?"
His dad says, "Get out of my house son! I don't ever want to see you
again!"
The little boy is walking down the street, and a few hours later a
policeman stopped him. He asked him why he was walking by himself so
late at night.
The little boy says, "Well, I was on my way to school and I heard some
kids talking about the yellow flower. I asked my teacher what it was and
she sent me to the Principal's office, the Principal expelled me from
every school in the state, mom sent me to bed without dinner, and dad
kicked me out of the house. Can you tell me what the yellow flower is?"
The policeman says, "That's enough of that! You're going to jail for 99
years!"
99 years later, he comes back an old man, and decides he wants to try to
find out what the yellow flower is. So he heads to his old school where
it all started. As he was crossing the street, he got hit by a car and
he died.
What's the moral of the story?
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Look both ways before crossing the street.
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