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Mon, 03 Dec 01 01:02:30 -0000
Hiya People...
Today we discover what women think when they look in the mirror...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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"Look In The Mirror"
Age 8: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping Beauty.
Age 15: Looks at herself and sees herself as Cinderella/Sleeping
Beauty/Cheerleader or if she is PMS'ing: sees fat/pimples/UGLY. (Mom, I
can't go to school looking like this!)
Age 20: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too/short/too tall,
too straight/too curly" - but decides she's going anyway.
Age 30: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/too thin, too short/too tall,
too straight/too curly" but decides she doesn't have time to fix it, so
she goes anyway.
Age 40: Looks at herself and sees "too fat/ too thin, too short/to tall
too straight/too curly"- but says: "At least I'm clean" and goes anyway.
Age 50: Looks at herself and sees "I am" and goes where ever she wants
to.
Age 60: Looks at herself and reminds herself of all the people who can't
even see themselves in the mirror anymore. Goes out and conquers the
world.
Age 70: Looks at herself and sees wisdom, laughter and ability, goes out
and enjoys life.
Age 80: Doesn't bother to look. Just puts on a purple hat and goes out
to have fun with the world.
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