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Sat, 08 Dec 01 01:33:58 -0000
Hiya Folks...
Today a Southerner explains himself...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
SOUTHERN SPEAK FOR Y'ALL
As a card carrying, state certified, board approved southerner what's
done been reared in the south pert near all my life, I'm getting sick
and tired of people on the Internet pretending to be southerners when
they ain't.
How many times to you have to be told when talking to one person, it
ain't URL, its "Y'all."
When you're talking to a whole passel of folk its "all y'all."
When talking bout what a whole passel of folks got, its "all y'alls,"
such as "Tommy John and Mrs. Tommy John, that there field is all y'alls
cotton ain't it?"
Just plain URL don't make no sense a'tall. Now, y'all gotta start
getting it right, or folks be thinking we're plumb ignorant.
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