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Tue, 08 Jan 02 01:27:58 -0000
Hiya People...
Today we watch as a fantasy unfolds in a restaurant...this one's from
Kathleen...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man enters his favorite ritzy restaurant and while sitting at his
regular table, he noticed a gorgeous woman sitting at a table
nearby...all alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for their most
expensive bottle of Merlot to be sent over to her knowing that if she
accepts it, she is his.
The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying
that it is from the gentleman. She looks at the wine and decides to send
a note over to the man.
The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a
Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank, and 7 inches in
your pants".
The man, after reading the note, sends one of his own notes back to her
and it read: "Just so you know - I happen to have a Ferrari Testarosa, a
BMW 850II, and a Mercedes 560SEL in my garage; plus I have over twenty
million dollars in the bank. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as
you, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back."
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