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Hiya Loonies... We know about the Witches of the West and the North, and we saw the Witch of the East disappear under a flying house, but we never saw the Witch of the South... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- WITCH OF THE SOUTH You all remember that in the movie "The Wizard of Oz", the wicked witch of the East was killed by the falling house, the witch of the West stalked Dorothy and was killed by water, and Glenda, the Witch of the North helped Dorothy get home. There is no mention of the witch of the South. Here's what she would probably be like: CLOTHING West: Black hat and cape North: Pink formal dress South: Tube top and spandex NOTABLE FEATURES West: Green Nose North: Flawless Beauty South: Beehive Hairdo FAVORITE DRINK: West: Potions North: Morning Dew South: Moonshine/Mint Julep FOOD West: Apples from talking trees North: Poppies South: Moon Pies HOUSE West: Large black castle North: In the sky? South: Why else would tornados be attracted to mobile homes? TRANSPORTATION West: Broom North: Bubble South: Pink Cadillac (That was a yellow bricked ROAD, not a sidewalk) FRIENDS West: Flying Monkeys North: Munchkins South: Hound Dogs DESIRES West: The ruby slippers North: For Dorothy to learn her lesson South: A full mouth of teeth FEARS West: Water, a house falling on her North: She'll mess up her hair South: Revenuers WEAPONS West: Ball of fire North: Snow South: Shot Gun FAVORITE SAYINGS West: I'll get you, my pretty North: There's no place like home South: Ya'll ain't from around here, are ya? DEALING WITH PROBLEMS West: Make Dorothy wait until the sand runs out on the hourglass North: Make Dorothy run all over Oz looking for the Emerald City South: Just click them heels, Darlin', and get yourself home Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe' Get PAID for the emails you already send and receive! http://www.mailround.com/ Referrer: andrea@bloodaxe.com