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Thu, 04 Apr 02 01:54:25 +0100
Hiya People...
Time to learn about the evils of drinking, as demonstrated in science
class...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Science Class
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A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his 5th grade class a lesson
about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a
glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms.
"Now, class. Observe closely the worms," said the professor, putting a
worm first into the water.
The worm in the water writhed about, happy as a worm in water could be.
The second worm, he put into the whiskey. It writhed painfully, and it
quickly sank to the bottom, dead as a doornail.
"Now, what lesson can we derive from this experiment?" the professor
asked.
Little Johnny raised his hand and wisely responded, "Drink whiskey and
you won't get worms!"
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