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Fri, 12 Apr 02 00:29:09 -2300
Hiya People...
Now it's time to drop into a courtroom to see what excuse is given by a
juror who doesn't want to serve...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
A man was chosen for jury duty who very much wanted to be dismissed from
serving. He tried every excuse he could think of but none of them
worked.
On the day of the trial he decided to give it one more shot. As the
trial was about to begin he asked if he could approach the bench.
"Your Honor," he said, " I must be excused from this trial because I am
prejudiced against the defendant. I took one look at the man in the blue
suit with those beady eyes and that dishonest face and I thought, 'He's
a crook! He's guilty, guilty, guilty.' So your Honor, I could not
possibly stay on this jury!"
With a tired annoyance the judge replied, "Get back in the jury box.
That man is his lawyer."
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