Miss Bea's Remedy...

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Wed, 01 May 02 02:23:03 +0100


Hiya All...

Today we look at Miss Bea's new approach to healthy living...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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MISS BEA'S REMEDY

Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness
to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the spring
and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have
a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump
organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl set on top of it, filled
with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom.

Imagine his shock and surprise, imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea
had flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her
parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The
pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange
floater, but soon got the best of him, and he could resist no longer.

"Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this," while
pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "isn't it wonderful?! I was walking downtown
last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your
organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I
think it's working. I haven't had a cold all winter!"


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