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Tue, 18 Jun 02 01:02:10 +0100
Hiya People...
Today we drop in on two people having dinner, to see how portion sizes
can become a sore point even between polite people...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
POLITE DINNER
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There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there
is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish.
They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."
"No, you may choose first."
And this goes on for a while.
Then the first person says: "OK, I'll take first."
And he takes the BIG piece of fish.
The second person: "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!"
The first person says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?"
The second person replies: "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of
course."
The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!"
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