Polite Dinner...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Tue, 18 Jun 02 01:02:10 +0100


Hiya People...

Today we drop in on two people having dinner, to see how portion sizes
can become a sore point even between polite people...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
POLITE DINNER
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There are two polite people having dinner together. On the table there
is a dish with one big piece of fish and one small piece of fish.
  
They politely say to each other: "You may choose first."
  
"No, you may choose first."
  
And this goes on for a while.
  
Then the first person says: "OK, I'll take first."
  
And he takes the BIG piece of fish.
  
The second person: "Why did you take the big piece? That's not polite!"
  
The first person says: "Which piece would *you* have taken?"
  
The second person replies: "Why, I would have taken the SMALL piece, of
course."
  
The first person says: "Well, that's what you have now!"           
  

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