College Bible...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 21 Jun 02 06:33:34 +0100


Hiya Loonies...

Let's find out what the Bible would have been like if it had been
written by college students...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


The Holy Scripture may have had a different bent if written by college
students:

The Last Supper would have been eaten the next morning - cold, with
stale Coke.

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five - double-spaced, with
wide margins, and written in a large font.

A new edition would be published every two years in order to limit
reselling.

Forbidden fruit would have been eaten because it wasn't cafeteria food.

Paul's letter to the Romans would become Paul's e-mail to
abuse@romans.gov.

Reason Cain killed Abel: They were roommates.

Reason why Moses and followers walked in the desert for 40 years: They
didn't want to ask for directions and look like freshmen.

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the
seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and
then pulled an all-nighter.


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