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Sat, 22 Jun 02 00:53:27 -2300
Hiya People...
Today we see what a baby stork makes of his parents' jobs...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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A Storks Job
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Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork.
The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm
him. "Don't worry, son. Your mother will come back. She's only bringing
people babies and making them happy."
The next night, it's father's turn to do the job.
Mother and son are sitting in the nest, the baby stork is crying, and
mother is saying "Son, your father will be back as soon as possible, but
now he's bringing joy to new mommies and daddies."
A few days later, the stork's parents are desperate: their son is absent
from the nest all night! Shortly before dawn, he returns and the parents
ask him where he's been all night.
The baby stork says, "Nowhere. Just out frightening college students!"
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