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Sat, 13 Jul 02 01:13:39 +0100
Hiya Folks... Today we have an apparently-true news story, demonstrating why it's never a good idea to use cheap glue... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx *********THE LOONY BIN****loonies@bloodaxe.com********* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ************ANDROMEDA******Internet Goddess************ ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- FUGITIVE CAUGHT IN NON-STICKY SITUATION KIEV - A Russian criminals plan became unglued when his fake ears came unstuck at the Ukrainian-Slovak border passport control. The Russian fugitive had tried to cross illegally into Slovakia from western Ukraine with a passport belonging to another person. The fugitive had asked a surgeon to glue on artificial ears to effect a disguise, but unbeknownst to him, the surgeon used a cheap Russian-made product instead of high-quality glue, and the ears popped off at the decisive moment. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'