Fugitive...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sat, 13 Jul 02 01:13:39 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Today we have an apparently-true news story, demonstrating why it's
never a good idea to use cheap glue...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------


FUGITIVE CAUGHT IN NON-STICKY SITUATION

KIEV - A Russian criminals plan became unglued when his fake ears came
unstuck at the Ukrainian-Slovak border passport control.

The Russian fugitive had tried to cross illegally into Slovakia from
western Ukraine with a passport belonging to another person.

The fugitive had asked a surgeon to glue on artificial ears to effect a
disguise, but unbeknownst to him, the surgeon used a cheap Russian-made
product instead of high-quality glue, and the ears popped off at the
decisive moment.


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