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Tue, 06 Aug 02 02:03:11 +0100
Hiya Folks...
Once again, we look to the Clintons for a little more light relief...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Clintons
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Bill and Hillary are out driving in the country near Hillary's hometown.
They are low on fuel, so Bill pulls into a gas station for a fill-up.
The attendant comes out and begins to pump gas into the couple's tank.
As he is doing this, he looks into the passenger window.
"Hey, Hillary. We used to date in high school, do you remember me?" he
asks.
They chat for a few minutes, Bill pays and the couple leaves. As they
drive Bill is feeling very proud of himself and looks over at Hillary.
"You used to date that guy? Just think what it would be like if you had
married him, "he says smugly.
Hillary looks at Bill and shrugs. Then she replies, "Well I guess you'd
be pumping gas and he would have been the President.
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