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Hiya Folks... More of the best from motor insurance claim forms... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- The 10 Greatest Insurance Excuses Ever - as voted for by the insurance team of the RAC - A cow appeared from nowhere and started kicking my car door. - I'm not very good at driving and confused the accelerator with the brake. - A builder popped out of a manhole cover and I swerved dramatically to avoid decapitating him. - An incompetent mechanic drove my car off a raised ramp while looking for the bonnet release. - I got so excited singing the national anthem during a football match that I smashed my van into a traffic light. - A mad cyclist purposefully scratched my vehicle with his Thermos flask. - The road just looked different yesterday. - It's the police's fault - I crashed into a lamp-post as I made way for a patrol car. - I was carefully observing a rare bird nesting and missed the road ahead. - Vehicle damaged on safari park outing by George, an amorous rhino. An RAC spokesman commented: "Oddly though, it seems that men in particular have all kids of adventures on the roads." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'