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Hiya People... Now it's time to meet a man looking for excuses that a cop might believe... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Excuses ------- A man leaves a bar, gets into his car and drives away. A mile down the road, he's stopped by a police officer. The officer walked up to the driver's side window holding a breathalyzer and said, "Good evening sir. We're testing for drunk driving. Would you please blow into this machine?" The man replied, "I'm sorry, I can't do that. I have asthma. If I blow in that machine, I will get out of air." "In that case, I'm going to have to ask you to come back to the station for a blood test." The man said, "I can't do that. I have anemia and if you stick a needle in me I will bleed to death." The officer said, "Then you'll have to get out and walk 5 yards along this white line." "Can't do that either," said the man. The officer was getting irritated, "And why not?" "Because I'm dead drunk." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'