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Hiya Loonies... Now we have some American football quickies for our US friends... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- FOOTBALL QUICKIES ----------------- What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the Super Bowl? A: The Kansas City Chiefs What do you call a 350 pound Packer fan? A: An anorexic. What do you call a Minnesota Viking with a Super Bowl ring? A: A thief. Where do you go in Chicago in case of a tornado? A: Soldier Field. They never get a touchdown there. Why did the Nebraska linebacker steal a police car? A: He saw "911" on the side and thought it was a Porsche. Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'