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Wed, 02 Oct 02 01:04:40 +0100
Hiya All...
Here's one for everyone wondering if they need to go on a diet...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
DIET QUIZ
If you answer "yes" to eight or more of these questions, you may want to
consider restricting your future calorie intake:
* Has your neighborhood grocery store ever offered to send for you with
a limo?
* After ordering lunch at a fast-food drive-through window, has it ever
been delivered to your car on a hand truck?
* Within the last month, have you burned out more than two refrigerator
bulbs?
* Do people often decide to follow you up on the next elevator?
* Has your fork ever suddenly come up missing?
* Have you ever broken out in a cold sweat when you realized you were
more than a mile from the nearest Taco Bell?
* Is there a restraining order against you from the Association of All-
You-Can-Eat Restaurants?
* On a recent Caribbean cruise, did the captain order you to stay in the
center of the ship?
* Do your picnics in the country involve renting a U-Haul?
* Does the left side of your car seem to bottom out a lot?
* Does your street always seem to have more potholes than other streets?
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