Cow Pony...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Sun, 13 Oct 02 00:59:18 -2300


Hiya Folks...

Now it's time to join a group of city women as they head for the country
to learn about a dairy farm...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
COW PONY
 
The Monday Afternoon Club, an organization of wealthy city women, met
and decided that this month's outing was to be at a dairy farm. Most of
them had lived in the city all their lives, and had never seen such a
thing. 
 
The day came, and the ladies filed into the rented bus which whisked
them off to their destination. On the way, they watched out the windows
as the city squalor turned into lovely, unpolluted countryside. 
 
After they arrived, they were greeted by the farmer who invited them to
look him up should they have any questions. Myrtle, after looking about,
and being amazed by what she saw, stepped into a building and viewed
something she thought was quite remarkable. She saw the farmer walk by
and hailed him - he sauntered in. 
 
"Sir," she inquired, "Why doesn't this cow have any horns?" 

The farmer cocked his head for a moment, then began in a patient tone:
"Well, ma'am, cattle can do a powerful lot of damage with horns.
Sometimes we keep' em trimmed down with a hacksaw. Other times we can
fix up the young 'uns by puttin' a couple drops of acid where their
horns would grow in, and that stops 'em cold. Still, there are some
breeds of cattle that never grow horns. But the reason this cow don't
have no horns, ma'am, is 'cause it's a horse." 
 
 
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