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Mon, 02 Dec 02 01:04:46 -0000
Hiya Loonies...
Here are ten signs that you might just be getting a bit too old for
trick or treating...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old to Be Trick or Treating
(It is better to just steal your kids candy)
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, you lose your balance and
fall over.
6. People say, "Great Keith Richards mask!" and you're not wearing a
mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, "Trick or..." and can't remember the
rest.
4. By the end of the night, you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your
hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the neighborhood with a walker.
1. You avoid going to houses where your ex-wives live.
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