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Thu, 05 Dec 02 01:06:14 -0000
Hiya All...
This time, grandma learns what's prettier than freckles...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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What's Prettier Than Freckles?
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An elderly woman and her little grandson, whose face was sprinkled with
bright freckles, spent the day at the zoo. Lots of children were waiting
in line to get their cheeks painted by a local artist who was decorating
them with tiger paws.
"You've got so many freckles, there's no place to paint!" a girl in the
line said to the little fella.
Embarrassed, the little boy dropped his head. His grandmother knelt down
next to him.
"I love your freckles. When I was a little girl I always wanted
freckles," she said, while tracing her finger across the child's cheek.
"Freckles are beautiful."
The boy looked up, "Really?"
"Of course," said the grandmother. "Why just name me one thing that's
prettier than freckles."
The little boy thought for a moment, peered intensely into his grandma's
face, and softly whispered, "Wrinkles."
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