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Wed, 15 Jan 03 02:52:20 -0000
Hiya Loonies... In the US they're called cell-phones, in other places they're mobile phones, but the signs of addiction are usually the same... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- Cell-Phone Junkies ------------------ Addicted to Your Cell Phone? Tangled in a web of wireless? Maybe you should ask yourself these questions. 1. Do parts of your body tingle when you get free cell phone minutes? 2. Does raising your children interfere with programming your speed dial? 3. Do you have long-distance conversations while sitting on the toilet in a public restroom? 4. Do you think the term 'fashion statement' means you matching your outfit with your cell phone carrying case? 5. If happen to have a car accident, is your first response: "Can you hold on a moment, I'm hemorrhaging?" 6. Does the sound of static trigger dark memories of ill-fated connections? 7. Do you use the menu light as your night light? 8. Does it take you an hour on a regular phone to get the same feeling as you get from a five-minute cellular call? 9. When receiving a phone call, do you ever ask the film projectionist to lower the volume of the movie? Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'