Chicken Crossing...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Fri, 24 Jan 03 01:27:51 -0000


Hiya People...

Now it's time for yet another 'Chicken Crossing the Road' story, from
the point of view of J Edgar Hoover...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
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FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover:

"This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation and I won't tolerate any
chickens crossing the road without my knowledge. I have files on all of
the chickens that have ever crossed the road. In fact, I have files on
all chickens who have even thought of crossing the road. Rest assured,
we will find out exactly which chicken crossed the road. 
 
"The problem is those darn Kennedys. They just want to be popular with
the chickens so they've been helping them cross the road. But, I have
files on their involvement with the chickens, too."  


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