Help Wanted...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com )
Wed, 19 Mar 03 00:54:42 -0000


Hiya All...

Now it's time to hear from Steven Wright about some unusual employment
he once had...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

  
Help Wanted
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I saw a sign at a gas station. It said 'help wanted'. There was another
sign below it that said 'self service'. 

So I hired myself. 

Then I made myself the boss.  

I gave myself a raise.  

I paid myself. 

Then I quit 

-Steven Wright
 

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