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Thu, 03 Apr 03 01:34:04 +0100
Hiya Folks...
In today's tale we meet a woman commissioning a portrait of herself...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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The Portrait
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A woman decided to have her portrait painted.
She told the artist, "Paint me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace,
emerald bracelets, a ruby broach, and gold Rolex."
"But you are not wearing any of those things," he replied.
"I know," she said. "It's in case I should die before my husband. I'm
sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewellery."
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