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Sat, 05 Apr 03 02:42:39 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
This time, we visit a prison to meet a model prisoner...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Andy's Prison Stay
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got
along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates.
The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made
arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time.
After 3 years, Andy was recognized as one of the best carpenters in the
local area. Often he would be given a weekend pass to do odd jobs for
the citizens of the community...and he always reported back to prison
before Sunday night was over.
The warden was thinking of remodelling his kitchen and in fact had done
much of the work himself. But he lacked the skills to build a set of
kitchen cupboards and a large counter top which he had promised his
wife.
So he called Andy into his office and asked him to complete the job for
him. But, alas, Andy refused.
He told the warden, "Gosh, I'd really like to help you but counter
fitting is what got me into prison in the first place".
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