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Wed, 09 Apr 03 01:20:35 +0100
Hiya Loonies...
Now it's time to meet a family trying to put the best spin on their
family tree...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Ancestors
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The Smiths were proud of their family tradition. Their ancestors had
come to America on the Mayflower. They had included Senators and Wall
Street wizards.
They decided to compile a family history, a legacy for their children
and grandchildren. They hired a fine author.
Only one problem arose - how to handle that great-uncle George, who was
executed in the electric chair.
The author said he could handle the story tactfully.
The book appeared.
It said "Great-uncle George occupied a chair of applied electronics at
an important government institution, was attached to his position by the
strongest of ties, and his death came as a great shock."
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