Money...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Tue, 03 Jun 03 01:47:18 +0100


Hiya All...

Now it's time to see what happens to a burglar who isn't having a good
day...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Money 
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A burglar needing money to pay his income taxes decided to burgle the
safe in a store. 

On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading, "Please
don't use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob." 

He did so.  
  
Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire premises were
floodlighted, and alarms started clanging. 
  
As the police carried him out on a stretcher, he was heard moaning, "My
confidence in human nature has been rudely shaken."
 

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