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Hiya Loonies...
Now we watch while Paddy takes an aptitude test...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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APTITUDE TEST
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test:
Tester: If I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and another two
rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy : SEVEN!
Tester : No, listen carefully again. If I give you two Rabbits, and two
rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy : SEVEN!
Tester : Let's try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer,
and two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many
bottles of beer have you got?
Paddy : SIX.
Tester : Good! Now, if I give you two Rabbits, and two rabbits, and
another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?
Paddy : SEVEN!
Tester : How on Earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is
seven?
Paddy : I've already got one rabbit at home now!
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