American History...

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Wed, 18 Jun 03 00:50:38 -2300


Hiya Folks...

In today's tale we look at American history, through the eyes of a
Japanese boy...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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American History
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It was the first day of school and a new student named Suzuki, the son
of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade.

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who
said "Give me Liberty, or give me Death?"

She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up.
"Patrick Henry, 1775." he said.

"Very good! Who said 'Government of the people, by the people, for the
people, shall not perish from the earth'"?

Again, no response, except from Suzuki: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863.", said
Suzuki

The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed. Suzuki,
who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do."

She heard a loud whisper: "F*ck the Japs." "Who said that?" she
demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982."

At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher
glares and asks "All right! Now, who said that?"

Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991."

Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah? Suck this!" Suzuki jumps
out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,

"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"

Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, "You little sh*t. If you
say anything else, I'll kill you."

Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to
Chandra Levy 2001."

The teacher fainted.


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