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Thu, 10 Jul 03 00:48:30 -2300
Hiya Loonies...
Now it's time for us to take a visit to chess tournament that is getting
a bit heated...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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CHESS TOURNAMENT
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There was a major chess tournament held at a local hotel that drew many
enthusiasts from the area to observe the games. So as not to disturb the
players, television sets were set up in the hotel lobby so the
spectators could watch and comment during play.
After several boring and insipid games, some of the viewers started
discussing the tournament and the participants. The fans criticized the
level of play and contended that they could have done better. People
started bragging about their best games. Voices were raised and the
tension mounted. Hotel guests were annoyed by the noise as they passed
through the lobby.
The hotel management was summoned to settle down the possibly explosive
situation. He informed tournament viewers that they had to leave the
hotel.
"We can't have the disturbance continue," the manager told them. "I
won't have chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."
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