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Hiya Loonies... Now it's time to enjoy a bit of ballet in the company of a little girl... Wishes & Dreams... - ANDREA xx ******* THE LOONY BIN **** loonies@bloodaxe.com ******* Archive: http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ *********** ANDROMEDA **** Internet Goddess *********** ------- Forwarded foolishness follows ------- MOTHER SUPERIOR --------------- During the late 70s the famous ballerina Dame Margot Fonteyn enthralled the audience with a superb performance of Tchaikovsky's 'Nutcracker' at the Cultural Center of the Philippines - with numerous swirling pirouettes, whirlwind leaps, top-notch tiptoes and excellent ballet dancing. The crowd all stood and roared tremendously which sent echoes of deafening decibels vibrating all around the theatre. A man noticed a little girl who didn't seem elated and sat unmindful of the phenomenal performance. He asked, "Aren't you thrilled by Dame Margot? She's fabulous." "Nah," the girl replied, "My mom can do better than that, mister." "Is your mother a ballet dancer too?" The girl replied again, "Nah, my mother does not dance but throws a lot of kicks." Please include this information if you forward this joke: ******************************************************* This joke and others like it, can be found in: The Loony Bin http://www.theloonies.co.uk/ ******************************************************* To UNSUBSCRIBE or SUBSCRIBE email: loonies@bloodaxe.com Subject: 'unsubscribe' or 'subscribe'