Duffer...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Mon, 04 Aug 03 00:27:48 -2300


Hiya People...

Today we take a pleasant trip to watch a real duffer on the golf
course...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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THE DUFFER

The duffer muffed his tee shot into the woods, then hit into a few
trees, then proceeded to hit across the fairway into another woods.
Finally, after banging away several more times, he proceeded to hit into
a sand trap.

All the while, he'd noticed that the club professional had been
watching.

"What club should I use now?" he asked the pro.

"I don't know," the pro replied. "What game are you playing?"


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