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Tue, 12 Aug 03 00:06:42 -2300
Hiya People...
In today's tale we meet a woman who keeps something rather unusual in
her emergency repair kit...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
EMERGENCY REPAIR KIT
Josh was helping Sally, the blonde, clean out the trunk of her car.
Inside, he noticed a bag labelled "Emergency Repair Kit". Looking at it
a little closer, he noticed a stick of dynamite inside. Thinking that
was a bit strange, he asked Sally what it was for.
She said, "It's part of my emergency repair kit."
Josh said, "I can see that, but why?"
Sally replied, "In case I have a flat and need to blow up one of my
tires..."
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