First Aid...

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Sat, 16 Aug 03 01:14:00 +0100


Hiya People...

This time we meet some soldiers who are practising their first aid
skills...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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FIRST AID

A group of U.S. soldiers arriving in Macedonia found themselves taking a
surprise refresher course on first aid. Following an involved lesson on
making splints, dressing wounds and applying tourniquets to stop
bleeding, the instructor decided to determine how well the class had
grasped the information given.

"Jones," he said, pointing to one of the solders, "say your platoon
leader sustains a head injury during a cross-country march. What do you
do about it?"

"That's easy, Sir," said Jones. "I wrap a tourniquet around his neck and
tighten it until the bleeding stops."


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