The Gift...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Fri, 29 Aug 03 01:05:00 +0100


Hiya People...

In today's tale we visit a church to discover the gift God gives to one
member of the congregation...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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THE GIFT
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During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from
one of the back pews.

Gary's mother was horrified. 

She pinched him into silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever
made you do such a thing?"

Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle... And just
then, He did!"


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