Black Boxes...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Wed, 01 Oct 03 03:43:43 +0100


Hiya Folks...

Today we learn what happens if you put aircraft-style black boxes into
pick-up trucks...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Black Boxes
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The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had
covertly funded a project with a U.S. auto maker for the past five
years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four-wheel
drive pick-up trucks in an effort study fatal accidents in order to
determine the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash. 

They were surprised  to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of
drivers in 61.2 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, S---!" 

Only the state of Alabama was different, where 89.3 percent of the final
words were, "Hey Y'all, hold my beer and watch this!"
 
- Sorry Alabama - we will pick on another State next time.
 


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