Divorce Lawyer...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Mon, 13 Oct 03 00:22:51 -2300


Hiya People...

Now it's time to meet a divorce lawyer who may be getting too involved
with one of his clients...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
        xx

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  ------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------

 
Is This What You Want?
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A comely redhead was thrilled to have obtained a divorce and dazzled by
the skill and virtuosity of her lawyer, not to  mention his healthy
income and good looks. In fact, she realized, she had fallen head over
heals in love with him, even though he was a married man.
 
"Oh, Howard," she sobbed at the conclusion of the trial, "isn't there
some way we can be together, the way we were meant to be?"
 
Taking her by the shoulders, Howard proceeded to scold her, "Snatched
drinks in grimy bars on the edge of town, lying on the phone, hurried
meetings in sordid motels rooms - is that really what you want for us?"
 
"No, no..." she sobbed, heartsick.
 
"Oh," said the lawyer. "Well, it was just a suggestion."
 

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