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Mon, 20 Oct 03 09:21:10 +0100
Hiya All...
Today we indulge in the tale of one enterprising scratch golfer...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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SCRATCH GOLFER
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Two women were paired together as partners in a club tournament and met
on the putting green for the first time.
After introductions, the first golfer asked, "What's your handicap?"
"Oh, I'm a scratch golfer," the other replied.
"Really!" exclaimed the first woman, suitably impressed that she was
paired up with her.
"Yes, I write down all my good scores and scratch out the bad ones!
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