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Sun, 26 Oct 03 03:20:07 -0000
Hiya People...
Time now to meet an old man who is having a particularly successful
day's fishing...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
FISHING
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A kind-hearted fellow was walking through Central Park in New York and
was astonished to see an old man, fishing rod in hand, fishing over a
beautiful bed of lilies.
"Tch Tch!" said the passer-by to himself. "What a sad sight. That poor
old man is fishing over a bed of flowers. I'll see if I can help."
So the kind fellow walked up to the old man and asked, "What are you
doing, my friend?"
"Fishin', sir."
"Fishin', eh? Well how would you like to come have a drink with me?"
The old man stood put his rod away and followed the kind stranger to the
corner bar. He ordered a large glass of beer and a fine cigar.
His host, the kind fellow, felt good about helping the old man, and he
asked, "Tell me, old friend, how many did you catch this morning?"
The old fellow took a long drag on the cigar, blew a careful smoke ring
and replied, "You are the sixth today, sir!"
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