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Fri, 31 Oct 03 05:45:58 -0000
Hiya Folks...
This time we find out about the farmer who sold a cow to car salesman...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Cow Sales
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The West Texas farmer had been taken so many times by the local car
dealer that when the dealer wanted to buy a cow, the farmer priced it to
him like this:
Basic cow $200
Two-tone exterior $ 45
Extra stomach $ 75
Product storage compartment $ 60
Dispensing device,
Four spigots @ $10 ea. $ 40
Genuine cowhide upholstery $125
Dual horns $ 15
Automatic fly swatter $ 35
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Total = $595
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