Safety First...

The Loony Bin ( loonies@bloodaxe.com)
Sat, 08 Nov 03 08:55:09 -0000


Hiya Folks...

Today's tale features a rather daft driver trying to fool a cop...

Wishes & Dreams...

- ANDREA
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SAFETY FIRST
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A lady who was speeding had an officer pulled her to the side of the
road. She didn't have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she
quickly slipped it on before the officer got to her window.

After talking to her about speeding, the officer said, "I see you are
wearing your seat belt. Do you believe in wearing it at all times?"

"Yes, I do, officer," she replied.

"Well," asked the officer, "do you always do it up with it looped
through your steering wheel?"


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