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Hiya People...
In today's tale, one lady tells of a tragedy in the vegetable patch...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
PICKING VEGETABLES
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Two elderly ladies meet at the launderette after not seeing one another
for some time. After inquiring about each other's health, one asked how
the other's husband was doing.
"Oh! Ted died last week. He went out to the garden to dig up a cabbage
for dinner, had a heart attack and dropped down dead right there in the
middle of the vegetable patch!"
"Oh dear! I'm very sorry," replied her friend, "What did you do?"
"Opened a can of peas instead."
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