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Thu, 08 Jan 04 04:34:44 -0000
Hiya People...
Now it's time for a few short but intense funnies for instant laughs...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
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Shorties
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Why did the soda can go to college?
He wanted to be a fizz ed teacher.
What happens when you cross rice krispies with a Kangaroo?
Snap! Crackle! Hop!
Where to farmers keep baby ears of corn?
In the corn crib.
Why did the chocolate chip cookie visit the doctor?
He was feeling crummy.
What did the geometry teacher say when she lost her parrot?
Where's my polygon?
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