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Mon, 02 Feb 04 08:19:46 -0000
Hiya All...
Today we enjoy a letter from a grandmother to her grandson, telling him
all about how life is treating her...
Wishes & Dreams...
- ANDREA
xx
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------- Forwarded foolishness follows -------
Dear Grandson:
I have become a little older since I saw you last, and a few changes
have come into my life since then. Frankly, I have become a frivolous
old gal.
I am seeing five gentlemen everyday. As soon as I wake up, Will Power
helps me get out of bed. Then I go to see John. Then Charlie Horse comes
along, and when he is here he takes a lot of my time and attention. When
he leaves, Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He
doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint
to joint. After such a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to go to bed
with Ben Gay.
What a life. Oh yes, I'm also flirting with Al Zymer.
Love,
Grandma
P.S. The preacher came to call the other day. He said at my age I should
be thinking of the hereafter. I told him, "Oh I do it all the time. No
matter where I am, in the parlor, upstairs, in the kitchen, or down in
the basement, I ask myself, "Now, what am I here after?"
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